Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Me: *grabs foot* …I have pins and needles… Hannah: That’s funny ‘coz it’s your tumblr.. Me: What? … Me: Oh yeah! Hannah: Oh my god.. -.-
Mom: why don't you ever leave your room?
Me: bad things happen when I leave my room.